I hid my trophy.
Inched it into my closet…
Like everyone else.
The kid is ashamed.
But parents are mollified.
Mission accomplished.
Their shame on display,
Children spare parents’ feelings.
Insecure grown-ups.
Psychology
Expensive Mistake
Cracked my laptop screen.
(Made the bed, tipped TV tray.)
…Excuse to upgrade!
Earlier problem:
Temporal Resolution.
(I needed more frames.)
Creepilarious
Halloween’s coming.
Remember Bart’s old clown bed?
Would you sleep in it?
Recursion
Here comes Wonderland.
I need to stop chasing him.
I’m the white rabbit.
“Male Rights Activist”
The real misandrist:
“All men are beasts, just like me.”
…yet he is no man.
